Dork #9 (August 2001) by Amaze Ink / Slave Labor Graphics
Cover art by Evan Dorkin. The Soda Thief; Evan's childhood addiction to soda is cured when he accidently swigs a warm can of 7-up infested with ants! April Funerals Day! starring The Murder Family; Harlan's April fools jokes start to annoy the Riley's until they return the favor. The Intervention; at the direction of his mother, two former fanboys attempt an "intervention" on Bill to help him change his geek lifestyle. Scripts and art by Evan Dorkin.